TheHyperteen

God was sitting in heaven, imagining a world

A form of holiness that would cause a stir

To fill the empty planet bored with gloom

For there was not a walking soul that could zoom

Yes, the space was lonely,

So God created Man

Lovely in his image, straight he could stand

Hold his head high and command the creatures

Alas, it was too late,

 Before God realized

That Man’s character

 Did not match his features

Men dwelled on Earth, and now the heaven was empty

God wanted company, to use up what was plenty

So he called a man to him, a man who was good

Who toiled hard, never proud he stood

Soon God was happy, he enjoyed the company

He wanted more party, so he committed a felony

Bid all the good men to his Holy chamber place

Alas, the rest bad men enjoyed seeing the dead

Yes, it was a crime; God was satisfied

Because He did not see his land becoming beastified

By murderous and treacherous goons who ruled the world

And all the goodness ascended to Heaven in a swirl

God wanted to teach that there are rewards

Of being a good man and serving the Lord

It was freedom from the ruthless vicinity

Yes, God did right by committing the felony.